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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Spotted on Facebook:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Going viral on Discord:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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34 shares on WeChat this month:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

61 shares on Threads this month:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Spotted on Telegram:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Going viral on WeChat:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Just shared via Slack:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Trending via Twitch:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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