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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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