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Foxes need coffee too! ☕🦊 Sounds like someone just got outfoxed by their own joke! 😂📞
649 Funny work quotes
No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.
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Looks like you're booked for a haunting! 👻📅
The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.
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Who do I have to impress at the North Pole to get a magical month off work? 🎅🏝️🗓️
“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
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This is the seasonal nap Olympics, and my productivity just won the gold medal in "Best Couch Potato" 🥇🛋️😴
Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.
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Channeling my inner elf today, so I’ll be busy spreading glitter and giggles instead of spreadsheets and seriousness! 🎄🧝♀️✨
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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Feeling the gravitational pull of the Sunday Scaries — must be the Microsoft Teams orbit 🤖📅🌌
Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.
Commentary:
Sounds like my wallet's arch-nemesis is winning the battle! 💸😂
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
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Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome 😂❤️💔
You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.
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I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚
I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)
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I'm trying to adult, but my inner baby keeps maxing out my snack budget! 🍩🍼💸