Commentary:
When your bank account's as antisocial as you want to be after work. 💸😅💤
76 Funny working quotes
Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.
Commentary:
Wow, she's been working there so long her first computer probably had a dial-up internet! 🖥️📞😄
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
Commentary:
Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪
It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
Commentary:
Work: where we pretend we're motivated by more than just caffeine and direct deposits 😂💸☕
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
Commentary:
When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.
Commentary:
Looks like I’ll be requesting “eternal rest” as my next PTO 😂🪦
The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.
Commentary:
When the Wi-Fi drops, suddenly I'm a philosopher questioning if we're just data packets in the universe's grand network 🤔💭📶
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Commentary:
Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
Commentary:
Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.
Commentary:
Living my dream of being a professional couch potato! 🛋️🥔😁