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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Spotted on Instagram:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Going viral on X:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

56 shares on X this month:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Spotted on Slack:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Live now on Snapchat:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Spotted on YouTube:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Just shared via TikTok:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Spotted on Telegram:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Just shared via TikTok:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Trending via Telegram:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Shared recently on Slack:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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