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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?