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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accessory, funny idea, getting, humor, i, idea, keys, lose, nose, nose ring, personal, personal style, practicality, quirky, quirky solution, ring, solution, style on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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