Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped. Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that. Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them. I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.