Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.