Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.
- Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.
- “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.
- I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!
- Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.