Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.