Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.