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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?