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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, autograph, celebrity, hanks, humor, i, misunderstanding, signature, thanks, tom, Tom Hanks on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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