I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landl… Commentary:"Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man. It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice. A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’
