I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
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"Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"

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