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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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