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🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"

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51 shares on Reddit this month:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

24 shares on X this month:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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