I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.