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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.