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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.