I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off. Commentary:Who's ready to see the uncensored sequel of "Being Myself: The Horror Story"? 🎬👻😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol. I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.
