I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When my patience hits zero, it's time for a snack break! πβ°π Related Funny Quotes π€ How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I donβt think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. I donβt want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers. My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.