I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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"When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! šŸ¤£šŸ“¶ #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"

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