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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”