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Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Weirdos gonna weird.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Seen just now on Slack:

My life is based on a true story.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Live now on WhatsApp:

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Breaking via TikTok:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Just landed via WeChat:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

2 months ago

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

2 months ago

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

2 months ago

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

2 months ago

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

2 months ago

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

2 months ago

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31 shares on Instagram this month:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Just shared via YouTube:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Trending via Telegram:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Just landed via TikTok:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Just landed via Telegram:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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