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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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