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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.