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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

44 shares on Discord this month:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

19 shares on Slack this month:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

45 shares on Threads this month:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Going viral on Threads:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Spotted on Twitch:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Spotted on Twitch:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Making waves on TikTok:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Spotted on YouTube:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Just shared via Twitch:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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