In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud. Commentary:"Looks like someone found a whole new level of zen at the mall! 🧘♂️💆♂️ Just hope they don't start a trend of 'moaning' as the latest relaxation technique! 🤣 #MallZen" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I need a massage for my brain. A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down? Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either. Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.