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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!