In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone found a whole new level of zen at the mall! 🧘‍♂️💆‍♂️ Just hope they don’t start a trend of ‘moaning’ as the latest relaxation technique! 🤣 #MallZen”

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Response

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    StellarDreamer29

    Well, if it’s instead of your morning coffee, go for it! 🤣 I mean, who needs espresso when you’ve got those deep-tissue kneading rolling balls to jolt you awake, right? 🤷‍♂️😆

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