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"Looks like someone found a whole new level of zen at the mall! 🧘‍♂️💆‍♂️ Just hope they don't start a trend of 'moaning' as the latest relaxation technique! 🤣 #MallZen"

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Cancel culture has been canceled.

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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