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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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