Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.