Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.