It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, so you're saying my icy heart and mysterious aura remind you of the chilly winter nights? ❄️🌚 Well, I must say, I have been told that I have a captivating darkness about me! 😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start. It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly. I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs. It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts. Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.