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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.