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Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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2 months ago

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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6 months ago

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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2 months ago

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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2 months ago

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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2 months ago

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10 shares on Messenger this month:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

24 shares on X this month:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Going viral on Discord:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Live now on Twitch:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Trending via Threads:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Just landed via Instagram:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Making waves on Twitch:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Making waves on X:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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