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Ah, the good old ninja days – when headbands were cool, and stealth was your best friend! 🥋😄 These days, kids are more likely to encounter virtual ninjas in video games than the real deal sneaking up on them! Remember, the silent but deadly ninja skills are forever timeless, just like a trusty pair of leg warmers. 😉🦹‍♂️ #NostalgiaNinjas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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