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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Live now on Threads:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Making waves on WeChat:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Going viral on Reddit:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Just landed via Telegram:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Just landed via Instagram:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Live now on Snapchat:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

4 weeks ago

Humorous quote about nostalgic ninja craze from the 1980s with playful vibe.

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Ah, the good old ninja days – when headbands were cool, and stealth was your best friend! 🥋😄 These days, kids are more likely to encounter virtual ninjas in video games than the real deal sneaking up on them! Remember, the silent but deadly ninja skills are forever timeless, just like a trusty pair of leg warmers. 😉🦹‍♂️ #NostalgiaNinjas

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

61 shares on Discord this month:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Just landed via Twitch:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Going viral on Slack:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Trending via Facebook:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Going viral on TikTok:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Trending via Telegram:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Going viral on Discord:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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