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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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