“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics. Commentary:"Forget romance – I'm just inhaling my daily dose of microplastics! 😅💨 #TrueLove" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics? Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging. All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there. We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).
