Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.