Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, the classic 'friends with benefits package!' ππ #FriendzoneGoals" Related Funny Quotes π€ The sexual orientation where youβre attracted to both and men and women but theyβre not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to. A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best. “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.