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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Going viral on Twitch:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Freshly posted on X:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Live now on YouTube:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Making waves on X:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Spotted on Discord:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

Making waves on Reddit:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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58 shares on Reddit this month:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Live now on Instagram:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Shared recently on WeChat:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Breaking via Instagram:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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