Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah yes, the classic 'friends with benefits package!' ππ #FriendzoneGoals" Related Funny Posts π€ The sexual orientation where youβre attracted to both and men and women but theyβre not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to. A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best. “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active. I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate. Welcome to your 50s: Youβre not attracted to anyone who likes you. It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
