My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m… Commentary:"Having a heart-to-heart with her cat 🐱 proved once and for all that this human is purr-fectly sane! Who needs a therapist when you've got a feline confidant? 😸 #CaturdayWisdom" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by. My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?