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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Blocking people isnโ€™t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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