No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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"Sorry, my schedule is already booked solid with napping and avoiding responsibilities. No room for any unexpected love drama! 😂💔 #NotReadyForThatCommittment"

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