No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, my schedule is already booked solid with napping and avoiding responsibilities. No room for any unexpected love drama! 😂💔 #NotReadyForThatCommittment" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time. You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know! Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.