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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.