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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

33 shares on Slack this month:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Going bananas on Slack:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Breaking via Telegram:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Just landed via Slack:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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