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Who needs logic when you've got cookies and presents? 🎅🍪🎁
Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.
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Having trouble with my coffee relationship status… yesterday we were "my love," today we're just "regulars" ☕💔😆
When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.
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"Oh, I see why they call it a 'work day' and not a 'work moment' 😂⏰🚗"
You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.
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When your posts are so lit, even Wi-Fi signals start sweating. 🔥📵😂
I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.
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Elegantly whimsical pervert: making even mischief sound classy! 😏🎩✨
Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?
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I feel like I'm starring in a soap opera called "The Many Moods of Madness"! 🎭😅
The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.
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Looks like my sleep schedule is booked solid! 📚😴😂
I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.
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"Still waiting for my grocery store dance battle debut! 🛒🕺💃😂"
My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.
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Guess it's another night of "Not pizza again!" 🙄🍕
Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.
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Rolling through life like a pro, but didn't realize I'm not actually going anywhere… 😂🐹🔄