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Running out of traditional worries, so I'm becoming a worry pioneer! 🚀🤔
Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.
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Guess it's time to admit to the fam that I'm not a robot 🤖💖
I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…
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Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄
Social media is a great way to make new enemies.
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Social media: where you can miscommunicate with friends and make strangers your frenemies 😂🕵️♀️#OopsIDidItAgain
I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.
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When even autocorrect sides with me, you know my lyrics are the real deal 😂🎤 #LyricGenius
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.
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Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! 😂💸💭
Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.
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Embarking on the epic quest to conquer Mount Comforter! 🏔️😴⏰
Does anyone know what to do, like in general?
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When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨
If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.
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Having a committee meeting up there every day 🤪🧠😂