Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re… Commentary:Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that 😂👍
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate cris… Commentary:Sure, I'm ready for an alien invasion with popcorn in hand. 👽🍿 Let's spice things up a bit before the apocalypse!
Ponytails are only hot on women, bro. Commentary:When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂
My middle finger salutes you. Commentary:That's one way to give someone a standing ovation with a twist! 😆🖕🎉
I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles… Commentary:Finally, subtitles that don't treat my ears like they're playing a never-ending game of telephone! 🎉👂😂
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love… Commentary:Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently. Commentary:Hooray for tech – now procrastination has a turbo mode! 🚀😂⌛
I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could… Commentary:Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉
Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to eve… Commentary:A spud-tacular romance! He's a-peeling in every way! 🥔😜👀
Grown men asking Grok if this is real. Commentary:When grown-ups start consulting Grok, it's time to revoke their "adulting" licenses! 🤔👨💼🔍