You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world. Posted onMay 19, 2026
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.” Posted onMay 19, 2026
Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine. Posted onMay 19, 2026
You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily. Posted onMay 19, 2026
It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. Posted onMay 19, 2026