Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that? Posted onMay 19, 2026
Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth. Posted onMay 19, 2026