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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Going viral on Twitch:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Making waves on WeChat:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Trending via Instagram:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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79 shares on X this month:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

57 shares on Facebook this month:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Trending via WeChat:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Spotted on YouTube:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Spotted on Twitch:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Going viral on Discord:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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