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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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