Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spin… … Commentary:"BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos. Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos. You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune. My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.