Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.