Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos. Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos. I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag. I need a leaf blower, but for people.