Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Commentary:
“BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it’s IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay”

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