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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spin…

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spin…

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Commentary:
"BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, body, body joke, cartoon, cartoon humor, comedy, enough, exaggeration, humor, hyperbole, i, joke, need, physical, physical comedy, playful, sarcastic, stretching, take, towel, wring on May 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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