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"Seriously, where's the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we'd all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals"

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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91 shares on Slack this month:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

96 shares on Threads this month:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Shared recently on Threads:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Freshly posted on X:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Making waves on WeChat:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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