The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my piz… Commentary:When your delivery hero is more than just a pizza courier—he’s officially become your *pizza mule* 🚴♂️🍕😂. Next thing you know, he'll be asking for a cut of the cheese! 🧀😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for. I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.
