The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.
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When your delivery hero is more than just a pizza courierโ€”heโ€™s officially become your *pizza mule* ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚. Next thing you know, he'll be asking for a cut of the cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜„

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