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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️‍♀️🛑

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, energy, feels, gym, me, need, pyramid, scheme on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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