The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”