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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Going viral on Reddit:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Going viral on Telegram:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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34 shares on Discord this month:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

96 shares on Discord this month:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Making waves on YouTube:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Going viral on TikTok:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I disagree with my politics.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Live now on Threads:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Shared recently on X:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Going viral on Threads:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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