There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care. I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee? Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.