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This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?