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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Just shared via Reddit:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Just shared via Instagram:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

4 weeks ago

Playful quote about morning routine and imaginary quick-draw finger guns in the mirror.

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15 shares on Slack this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Making waves on Slack:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Just shared via YouTube:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Trending via YouTube:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Making waves on Twitch:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

Just landed via WeChat:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Just landed via YouTube:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Breaking via Twitch:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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